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Andy: Who can tell me the safest form of safe sex?
Darryl: Condoms.
Andy: Incorrect. The only true form of safe sex, okay, is abstinence.
Darryl: Oh, I didn’t realize we were doing trick questions. What’s the safest way to go skiing? Don’t ski.

-The Office

I’m posting this because it was on my tear-off Office calendar yesterday — only the most appropriate quote of the day given the contraception fiasco yesterday.

When you consider things like the stars, our affairs don’t seem to matter very much, do they?
Virginia Woolf